Sometimes, Mondays are rough. Most days, dying is worse. Conclusion: Dying on a Monday is probably not that great. Vankaiser, hitherto known by a regular human name, fights to become King of the Seas so that he doesn't have to worry about dying... again. But what is this glitchy status screen about? Story based in the same universe as my other story, Gamer's Guide to Waking up as a Dinosaur. Fair warning: Unlike my other stories, this one uses the occasional explicit lexeme.