Dave has a problem. That problem? He's a human mage in the Elven Protectorate, and the elves have a 2000-year grudge against humanity. He just wants to live a peaceful life, teach some students, and deepen his understanding of magic. But what happens when the elves decide to act on that grudge? For a First like Dave, it means his peaceful life is about to turn upside down. But he knew what he signed up for, and humanity has a few secrets that might shock those who come after them. This story was originally posted by me on the HFY subreddit. I've decided to take it over here, give it a tune up and some polish, and maybe finally expand the ideas that have been building nonstop in my head. Welcome to the continent of Kalanach; please keep your arms and legs inside the Tower at all times.