“Too weak to throw a punch, too talentless to conjure up a simple spell, too stupid to learn when to quit.” That was his father's favorite saying for him, and one that he completely agreed with. His strength was lacking, his magical ability nonexistent, and his spite was legendary. Hopefully legendary enough for him to pull off his plan- kill his family and take over the warring Hell in the wake of Lucifer's thousands of years of absence. What else was a bored Devil to do?