Welcome, Outsider, to my own little private world. I know, it's bad, it's filled with idiots and it's stupidly sexist. But it's my world, and I'm determined to shape it for the better. We sell top quality jokes, cancer cliches and sometimes there are special offers of "Side characters with Personality" for only 999.99$. I know, it's a terrible deal because side characters don't have a personality by definition, so said every xianxia writer ever. Anyways, expect a bunch of drama. I will tell you my story but beware, it's quite f***ed up and morally questionable.