Synopsis
The daily Litrpg journal of a fairly average 46 year old man in a world where hundreds of thousands of people suddenly have a super power.Follow him as he learns skills, runs away a lot, suffers crippling headaches, avoids reading his titles, and tries to avoid breaking his body that didn't get enough calcium and vegetables.[Disclaimer 1: Despite the following, I will fix any typos pointed out. This is a writing exercise so chapters are mostly first drafts, otherwise I'd end up rewriting each chapter for a month or more with no real changes. My goals are a steady output by not using perfectionism as a procrastination method. I've already got laziness and additions to reading/games, I don't need a 3rd reason to procrastinate.][Disclaimer 2: The main character is a more normalized version of me, with 170% less laziness installed, and a few buffs like greater courage. Other things like having a job are partially similar. No other characters are based on real people because most people I know are either too normal to be useful or too fucked in the head to be believable.]
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- 11) I gained pain and a skill?2024-11-13
- 22) Who is crazier, me or the dog?2024-11-13
- 33) A punch in the face would hurt less.2024-11-13
- 44) Grinding pain. No, wait! I meant skills!2024-11-13
- 55) The old fashioned way my grandfather used to do it.2024-11-13
- 66) Hey you creepy bastard in the doorway, got any smokes?2024-11-13
- 77) Screw you resistances!2024-11-13
- 88) I didn't want those superhuman powers anyway.2024-11-13
- 99) I need to get stronger, or else.2024-11-13
- 1010) Working smarter not harder isn't lazyness right?2024-11-13
- 1111) I've got the power! Almost?2024-11-13
- 1212) Self-mutilation is for losers.2024-11-13
- 1313) Now with more character!2024-11-13
- 1414) Maybe I can resist eating 12 donuts in 30 minutes now.2024-11-13
- 1515) I used to like grinding quests.2024-11-13
- 1616) I R Copyman!2024-11-13
- 1717) "Kill with a borrowed sword"2024-11-13
- 1818) Doggie Training Days Part 12024-11-13
- 19Fake Side Story #12024-11-13
- 2019) Doggie Training Days Part 22024-11-13
- 2120) Don't let anyone see your butt at the city jail or ... it will hurt2024-11-13
- 22Fake Side Story #22024-11-13
- 2321) 50% less Shameful2024-11-13
- 2422) Not the best day2024-11-13
- 25City Map2024-11-13
- 2623) Calm before the steel-toe buttkicking2024-11-13
- 2724) Streaking for the win.2024-11-13