“If John Waters wrote The Hobbit!” “Wizard of Oz- on acid!” “Like Lloyd Kaufman and Monty Python conceived a Garbage Pail Kid that was raised by Douglas Adams!” These are just a few of the potential comments made by hypothetical readers of “The Sifillis Stories Volume I: Soda and the Ineffable Conco...

This is the original version of my other story with the same name. If you want to read this one by all means do so, just know that this was written years ago and my writing has improved sense then. This story is not at all a spoiler for my other story, this is just meant to bring more attention to t...

After 25 years of neverending work for clients with robotic prosthetics, a cloned laborer named Savan Forg thinks they could acquire some upgrades. The current norms won't allow someone like them to purchase them, and other markets don't want the hassle of selling to their kind. The only option that...

The personal scriptures of this old ancestor of the Divine Heaven Sect, written during my final seclusion. What To Expect: Bountiful Dao Well-Inscribed Calligraphy - In Keeping with Divine Heaven Sect's Teachings Wisdom Regarding Cultivation - Primarily Inscribed for Juniors of Nascent Soul Stage [P...

Truck-chan is a legendary icon, known throughout history for her murderous ways. Of course, is it really murder to isekai someone? Debatable...But what happens when Truck-chan misses her target and accidentally isekais herself?Updates drop every day until it's done.What to expect:Silly hijinks inclu...

Reality has finally been killed. This means that every human can now retire to their personal heaven, right?Well, no.At least three persons oppose the opposition, and are of the more physical kind.They will not stop until they [expletive removed] all the **** up, but their operations run into a few ...

So, our protagonist is minding his business when something incredible happens,and he is whisked away into an unknown world where he will go through incredible adventures... You get the idea. A short troll^H^H^H^Hstory writtten within a few minutes while making JZ&G. You could even call it......

Evelyn McPherson, a successful businesswoman trapped in the suffocating expectations of society. As she navigates the complexities of love, passion, and self-discovery, Evelyn's awakening sparks a revolution that challenges the very essence of contemporary existence. Dive into a gripping narrative i...

Maria, a retired grandmother prone to worry, hasn't seen her neighbor Nance for the past three weeks and decides it's time to check in on her. With so many strange things happening in the world, they have plenty to catch up on....

(A Novella for the Community Magazine Contest) Roberto screwed up in his life, big time. He seems left only with the option of wasting all of the days he has left to live. He has become a cynic, unhealthy, crappy individual. Metaphorically, a goblin. One late night a mysterious lunatic approaches an...

It’s just a typical day at the office, until Zardok gets called in for a Meeting Without Coffee......

A short time ago, in a game store not so far away, four gamer grandmas gathered. What's that, you ask? Were the grandmas themselves gamers, or are they grandmothers of gamers? Both, of course, though as responsible grandmothers, their reasons for showing up to the anniversary event for the world's s...

Length: Short story - 5,500 words In the near future, everyone will be required to have a cybernetic implant embedded in their brain. While the implants allow instant communication with the multiple artificial intelligence systems that run the world, they are prohibitively expensive to own. To offse...

This book is literally about paint drying. If that sounds like fun to you, then read ahead! You have been warned......

A story of a man and his pet rock, trying to figure out who's guilty....

Humanity has discovered a massive, living entity floating through the depths of space. It has to be killed. Why? Well, we're not too sure....

This is an experimental project I'm working on, a collection of modern "fables, fairytales, and folk stories" told in a frame story (a traditional story that houses sub-stories, like 1,001 Nights or the Pentamerone). The frame story follows a group of beauty pageant contestants who, in an attempt to...

Being covered in an evil spirit's blood in the heart of a dense forest, in the dark of the night, without his horse was definitely not what Ravindra considered a productive day at work. Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, he found himself fighting the same evil spirit the next nigh...

Rava Heartstrong was supposed to save the world. At least, until her writer gave up on her story. Now she's stuck in the House of Dave, along with all the other forgotten characters. Is there a way out? No one knows. Now shut up and eat a banana. This is a story about all the stories I never finishe...

"Are you the one who hurled five hundred trucks at me in my wet dream, you little piece of shit?” Alice calmly said. Harmony and Dissonance. Two conflicting pitches. Two conflicting worlds. One brings contrast and one brings unison.  Alice would think, Music theory? What's that? I'm running for my d...