She is always watching over you. Written using "The Most Dangerous Writing App"....

Long Dong is a young cultivator whom everyone underestimates! "That boy has no power!" his seniors say. Little do they know that his resolution will not break so easily! "I"ll show you all, and build a harem of jade beauties!" exclaimed the young man, pointing his fist at the moon. "Misha, calm down...

A drunk guy has a conversation with a cat. Parody of The Raven by that famous poet dude. A short poem....

After having a tantrum in court that lands him in contempt, Chad Barrington is forced to seek counseling and take two months off. Unable to work, this top notch lawyer decides to go on vacation and sooth his battered ego. Chad quickly learns that it's possible to be a total Douche in paradise as wel...

In a deadly cultivation world, the only way to survive is to play dead!  Trucked in the middle of faking his death, Xiao Hui finds himself transported to a cultivation world and quickly acquires a powerful master and a high rank in his sect. There's just one problem: it's a cultivation world, and on...

Join Mary Susan Oceanrunner on her quest to do... erm... something really important for the world... probably... Ahem. Long gone are the days when every hero could do whatever they wanted - now, we are civilised. We have government. Law. And proper forms. Lots of proper forms. (Final episode 25/07/...

I just found a silly little thing I wrote in 2010 about the year 2022. Thought I'd share it here :)...

In the time of crazy youth, the one bought a barony. It was inexpensive, and at the time there was a lot of wild money going through his hands. Also, the name of the barony created an amusing pun with the surname. Barony Grave Stone with Baron Grave. The one bought a nice paper and thought its a fun...

They’re three of the biggest screwups that ever joined the Space Force, and they just made contact with alien missionaries . No space is safe in this raunchy parody of all things sci-fi.  Contains adult humor not safe for children.  Similar humor would be along the lines of; “It’s Always Sunny,” “Bl...

In the wake of an attack by a divine beast, the world blinked and transported Jessica Kim from Denver and her life as an accountant into the Sect of Coldsteel, replacing the now dead leadership. Can she get the support together to build the school back up and running while providing support to the r...

A guy wakes up in the morning. That, alone, is a traumatic experience by itself. But then the sun goes out. The guy figures that it's just some freak solar eclipse or something like that. After all, he isn't exactly a scientist. But, no; The same thing happens again the next morning. And the next. T...

Before they become spies, the womanizer and Phil Collins fan, Enzo Carvalho, and the focused and clever Vinicius "Vini" Valverde, get into a lot of trouble in high school, solving small problems on the street of their condominium, which they call "Lake"....

A short story. Involves the main character tragically suffering her terrible fate. Is very well-written, although there may be some small errors. Has one chapter....

Cora Carpenter lives in an America where over 90% of the popular vote went to one presidential candidate. New policies pervade the American culture such as the Better Homes Better Future Act where all pregnant couples must pass an IQ test with 90 or higher and scores are tattooed on the infants skul...

Basil wants to propose to Della.  But Gemma won't let the two of them be alone.  Then Basil's friend starts a fight with Gemma's husband.  And nobody can work out who Wanda really is. It's a night doomed to be a total disaster, but in the middle of it something magical happens: one perfect moment th...

A mixture of light and dark. A mixture of solemn and laugh out loud. A mixture of sci-fi and fantasy. There's something in here for everyone, but each story has something in common. They all begin in the real world - but each story has it's own distinct twist. Have you ever experienced the corrupted...

Bobby was a normal child - until his parents decided to improve his future chances with bleeding edge technology....

[Full Title: The Colonial History of Tir-Torzor and Brief Accounts of Its Diasporas’ Denizens] An alien scholar is sent by their institution to study, evaluate, and report on the colonial history of another galactic civilization known as the Apiary. There are only two planets under the Apiary's domi...

An Alternate Universe Wikipedia article about a snack food...

Society struggles to deal with the most evil entity ever encountered. Ridiculousness ensues....