When the world goes to hell in a handbasket, a Park Ranger steps up to lead the charge against tyranny in the collapse.  Written in 2017 in honor of the Alt National Park Service...

You are a warrior, a hero, the defeater of the Great Evil, but if only people knew the truth. The hero they hail so widely, celebrate with song, titles, and gifts was born a lowly peasant girl, traded off by her parents at a young age to pay for their other, more favored children, and you- Wait, tha...